What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Why the U.S. tax bill's Section 899 could push European firms to list in the U.S. - CNBC

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

American netizens are flocking to another Chinese App Xiaohongshu (Little Red Book). Will Xiaohongshu become the next Chinese social app banned in the US?

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

What are the consequences of being addicted to something? Is it considered wrong to have an addiction?

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Autism and ADHD have distinct brain connectivity signatures, study finds - Medical Xpress

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

What's next for the video game industry as Nintendo launches the long-awaited Switch 2 - NPR

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Make Nazis afraid again!

If Sharks Don't Have Lungs Then What Are Their Nostrils Doing? - IFLScience

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Scientists investigate parasite's lifecycle to combat deadly Chagas disease - Phys.org

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

One Molecule to Sleep and Wake: A New Brain Switch Discovered - Neuroscience News

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)